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Jazz Notes: Remembering Donte’s

Jazz Notes: Remembering Donte’s

November 19, 2017

After seventeen years of playing drums professionally in a variety of musical settings, I decided that I could best serve jazz—my first love—by writing about it.

I played my final gig in Rantoul, Illinois, on the same day as I had taken my final college final. There was more than a mere hint of finality that June day in 1976. I was about to turn 25, I had earned a degree in journalism from the University of Illinois, and I didn’t have a clue about how to become a jazz writer.

I found myself in Los Angeles later that summer and got a job as a reporter with the Valley News & Green Sheet, a controlled-distribution, i.e., free, four-day daily newspaper based in Van Nuys. The paper recently had been purchased by the Chicago Tribune Company, which had sent a trio of wunderkind executives to overhaul the paper by improving its standing in the profession, expanding its print schedule to seven days, and charging for it.

The changes were accomplished quickly and deftly and it was exciting to be part of a growing concern. (The name-change to the Los Angeles Daily News was accomplished by a voice vote in the editorial department, the only holdout being from our lead political reporter, the curmudgeonly John Marelius.) The newsroom was packed with enterprising young reporters and seasoned veterans, most of who drank too much.

I was made a consumer reporter, my job being to find unhappy consumers and expose the unscrupulous people who made them unhappy. I was eager to finagle a way to cover jazz for the paper.

It didn’t take long for me to become friends with Rick Sherwood, a contemporary who worked in the Features section of the paper. I told Rick (aka Bingo), who would become my son’s godfather and provide the financial security for our restaurant venture many years later, of my desire to write about jazz. He thought it was a good idea and within a few days I was contributing album reviews. I soon had a weekly column about jazz and I was spending my evenings covering jazz at the Lighthouse, the Parisian Room (so new was I to Los Angeles that in a mostly negative review of the pianist Gene Harris I had written that the club was in Santa Monica, rather than in a world away in the Crenshaw District), Concerts-by-the-Sea and the Baked Potato. At the Money Tree in Toluca Lake I first heard the magnificent jazz singer Mike Campbell, who became a lifelong friend, and the house bassist, Eugene “Senator” Wright, who had retired from the Dave Brubeck Quartet.

But it was at Donte’s, a world-class jazz club on Lankershim Boulevard in North Hollywood, that I found my second home.

In the late fall of 1976 I introduced myself to the club’s owner, Carey Leverette, as the Valley News jazz critic.

I don’t think the gray-bearded Leverette—a film choreographer whose Manhattan rearing, Fordham University education and Guadalcanal war experiences as a U.S. Marine had never included anything approaching jazz, let alone running a nightclub—ever had heard of the Valley News, but he was gracious, seated me at the end of the long, red-leather banquette that faced the stage and sent a waitress, B.J., to take my order. I had a Johnny Walker Red on the rocks, ordered the New York strip steak, which happened to be the best steak I had ever had, and listened to the extraordinary guitarist Joe Pass.

It’s been my experience that nightclubs are generally bad places to eat. The focus is clearly on the entertainment and the alcohol sales, and not necessarily in that order. Donte’s was unusual in that everything that came out of the impossibly tiny kitchen was outstanding.

It was a short, simple menu of steaks, chops and seafood that was handled by a single cook.

From its opening in 1966 to its closing in 1988, it was the premiere place to play in Los Angeles. Donte’s was a small club that made every performance an intimate experience that both musicians and audiences loved.

I could fill countless pages with the names of the musicians I heard over my twelve-year span of attendance there, but suffice it to say that any traveling jazz musician who worked nightclubs worked at Donte’s in those days. It was also a haven for comics. Mort Sahl, a jazz comic if ever there was one, was a regular performer there. Redd Foxx worked the room. And the likes of Clint Eastwood, Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft, Shari Lewis, Jack Riley, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra and Steve Allen were audience regulars–if you loved jazz, you went to Donte’s. And New Year’s Eve just wasn’t the same after Art Pepper died in 1982.

Carey and I became great friends. Early on I had a crush on his daughter, Heidi, and I became an admirer of her husband, the alto saxophonist Dick Spencer. Carey never questioned any of my critical opinions and only once offered any advice: “Just spell the names right.”

Every year on Donte’s anniversary, Carey would have the critics, radio DJs and a few of the stars work as waiters and bartenders for the night. It was great fun and the musicians took their turns at giving the critics and jocks as hard a time as possible. (I’m probably one of the very few who can say I waited tables with Al Jarreau.)

Carey and I would frequently go to restaurants together. He’d have heard of the opening of a new one and off we’d go, usually accompanied by his longtime cook, José, a burly Latino who would pluck clams out of the steamer with his bare, calloused fingers. I spent some time in the kitchen over those years.

My routine would be to listen intently to the first set of a show, take my notes, speak to the musicians during the break and leave as the second set would be starting. Frequently I’d hang out for another set (and sometimes yet another), but officially I was done listening too critically after the first set. I could tell when the kitchen was getting backed up and I’d sidle in to ask if I could help. I’d plate linguine and clams for José (I used tongs) and wash dishes or scrub pots, and take out the garbage. It was fun.

Freddie Hubbard, the great trumpet player, used to get food from Donte’s all the time—to go. One night I got to the club and Carey said, “Let’s go up to Freddie’s house.” Driving the few miles up into the Hollywood Hills I asked Carey the purpose of the trip. “I’m out of god-damned plates…they’re all at Freddie’s.”

We retrieved the plates, loaded them into the kitchen and started washing. Carey suggested we reward ourselves with steak dinners. The New York is what I almost always had and I asked how he did them.

“First, you buy the best steak that’s available,” he said, adding that he bought Prime grade beef. “Then you do as little as possible to it.”

With that, Carey liberally seasoned two, inch-and-a-half-thick steaks with salt and pepper. He placed them on a scorching hot grill, turned them after about two minutes, seared the other side for another two minutes and placed them into a large, cast-iron frying pan. He added a knob of butter on each and splashed them with port wine. Into the 500-degree oven they went. Five or six minutes later, they were resting on plates, perfectly rare and perfectly delicious.

It might be difficult to image a dark-and-smoky nightclub as being a “family” place, but in its own way Donte’s certainly was. Players and others would meet there for a taste, some jokes, gossip and conversation, and Bob Powell, the bartender, would play LPs from the vast collection. The sense of compassion and genuine concern for each other was quite real in the jazz community and for several years Donte’s played host to it.

I had become a regular at Donte’s before I met Geri and many of our first dates were there. Carey adored her and the friends in the jazz world that I had made were quick to embrace her as well. She felt as much at home there as I did.

Our daughter, Courtney, was born with a serious heart defect and the Los Angeles jazz community rallied around her (us), hosting a benefit for her* at the Hollywood Palladium (Doc Severinsen and the Tonight Show band, Jack Lemmon, Edie Adams, Don Menza, Steve Allen and Rosemary Clooney headlined) and offering tremendous financial and emotional support. The bandleader and trumpeter Bill Berry was also on the bill and he and his wife, Betty, even arranged for us to stay at Dizzy Gillespie’s suite at the Copley Hotel in Boston while Courtney was at Children’s Hospital. Dizzy’s “manager,” Charlie the Whale, was our chauffeur, driving us around Boston in his oddly decorated ’67 Chevy Impala.

It had all started with the friends we had made at Donte’s.

Every year around Christmas, Carey hosted a party for forty or so people. It was always on a Sunday and the tables would be pushed together. The food was pretty typical holiday fare, served family style, and everybody brought something to share.

Courtney was not quite two when we went to one year’s gathering. I was sitting next to my friend and mentor, the jazz critic Leonard Feather, with Courtney sitting between me and Geri. Being age two meant being antsy and Courtney left the table, only to crawl onto the stage and onto the bench in front of the piano. The next thing, Courtney was pounding on the piano as only a two-year-old could.

I was mortified. Teddy Wilson, the great pianist who had been part of the Benny Goodman Quartet with Lionel Hampton and Gene Krupa, had played on that very Steinway the night before and there was Courtney pounding away with complete abandon. I thought it was some form of sacrilege. Leonard told me to relax. Conversation stopped and a roomful of some of the world’s most famous jazz musicians, including Teddy Wilson, sat and listened.

The recital lasted a minute or two—to me, it seemed like a bad forty-minute set—and the applause was thunderous. Her debut complete, this Donte’s family finished dinner.

*That benefit concert at the Hollywood Palladium was held on October 30, 1983. It also benefited Jason Rosolino, whose father, the trombonist Frank Rosolino, shot both of his sons before taking his own life on November 26, 1978. Justin, age nine, died. Jason, age seven, was left blinded.

Photography and staging by Courtney A. Liska

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Over-Thinking Chicken Flingers

Over-Thinking Chicken Flingers

November 5, 2017

A recent trip to the hardware store was typical. I needed an item to perform what I hoped would be a simple home repair. Although I knew what the item was, I had no idea of its proper name or its whereabouts in the store. The fact that this item might appear in any number of sections of the store did not help matters. After several minutes of wandering up and down the store’s aisles, a young sales clerk asked if I needed help.

“Oh, no thank you,” I said, “I’m just looking.” Pride goeth before a fall.

I had the same exchange with another young clerk, and then another. I finally relented and within minutes the three store employees and I were engaged in a spirited conversation concerning whatever it was I was looking for. Nobody had a clue. I wrote off their incompetence to youth; they wrote off mine to dotage, a word they had recently learned from Kim Jong-un.

I thanked the clerks for their efforts and retired to the paint section, where I spent several minutes marveling at not only the cost of paint but the seemingly endless choice of colors. I’m not sure that a healthy nation needs that many paint choices. Furthermore, is avocado the right color for any exterior structure? I vaguely remember a few people having that color refrigerator back in the Fifties. Of course, Midwesterners wouldn’t have known about avocados back then; we just thought it was a weird shade of green.

I moved on.

I found a couple of packages of Chicken Flingers and took them to the check-out counter. Chicken Flingers are perhaps the most intriguing product I’ve found in the last eleven years. Maybe longer, but eleven is a notoriously funny number. It wouldn’t be if there was a number outside of the metric system that began with “k,” but there isn’t and so eleven wins by default. Anyway, Chicken Flingers are little rubber chicken-like toys with hollowed-out thoraxes. You place your index finger inside the thorax, aim its beak at a target, pull the rubber tail feather and let go. Sometimes it flies across a room and sticks to a wall, which is very funny and people laugh; other times, it drops limply a few inches in front of you, with is also very funny and people laugh. Every now and then it will hit your boss on the forehead, which is particularly funny but doesn’t look good at your annual performance review.

We keep a supply of Chicken Flingers on hand to offer as special-occasion gifts to our friends. At a certain point in life, one wants to get rid of stuff, not accumulate more. We’ve reached that point, as have most of our friends. Chicken Flingers, we have found, are the perfect gift—that special something they would never have bought for themselves and don’t mind losing.

All of which leads to the topic at hand: Whatever happened to free hats?

There was a time not too long ago when you could walk into a farm implement store, ask some pointed questions about combine harvesters and walk out with a free hat as well as a reprint of an article from Yesterday’s Farmer about winnowing-fans in ancient Greece.

Sadly, those days are gone forever. The “gimme” cap has gone the way of other things one doesn’t see anymore, like ancient Greece, flat wooden ice cream spoons, telephone booths and politicians dedicated to public service.

At the hardware store they were selling baseball-style caps for $14.99. These weren’t just any baseball caps mind you, these were caps emblazoned with the logo of a company that makes chainsaws. While those chainsaws are probably a fine product made somewhere in China (the hats are made there in the factory next door), I’m not sure that I want to be that company’s walking billboard and pay $14.99 for the privilege.

Think about it. The millionaire professional golfers whose every putt is deemed “dangerous” by whispering television announcers, have products advertised on their caps, shirt sleeves, breast pocket, bag, gloves, pants and shoes. They don’t buy those patches or the articles on which they’re sewn or appliqued. They get them for free, along with six- and seven-figure checks.

The same is true of professional left-turn-only drivers. The STP decal is not on any racing car’s hood because it’s cool. STP, along with about a thousand other sponsors—per car—pays big bucks for that showcase.

Curiously, there’s little crossover sponsorship between NASCAR and the PGA except for Viagra. What does this tell us? What does this say about our society? Perhaps we have too many paint choices.

Back when I made a good portion of my annual income writing about the two-headed turtles I had interviewed, I was assigned to go Christmas shopping on Rodeo Drive to show the vast majority of my newspaper’s readership that they couldn’t afford to park in Beverly Hills, let alone shop there. The editors figured that this kind of story not only embodied the true spirit of the season but also helped plunge many of our readers into that depression so unique to the holidays.

Back then, many of the stores on Rodeo Drive were so exclusive that they kept their doors locked during business hours, which is mostly illegal. It was like trying to get into Studio 54 if you hadn’t appeared in a Warhol movie or slept with Warren Beatty. Anyway, a couple of stores wouldn’t let me in and those that did treated me like…well, I’m sure you get the picture.

Thirty-five years ago, clerks at Rodeo Drive stores attended six weeks of intensive training to learn how to look down their noses at their fellow human beings and to develop vocal accents that had no discernible place of origin. While this might seem an odd approach to customer service to most of us, it is well appreciated by those willing and able to spend $30,000 for a wristwatch.

Most of the stores on Rodeo Drive were named for a single celebrity designer and at one of them I feigned interest in a belt with the designer’s three initials burned onto the belt and etched into the brass buckle. I thought that $300 was a lot of money for a belt with somebody else’s initials. I suggested that perhaps they pay me $300 to wear the belt. That way, I’d be advertising the designer’s product and keeping my trousers up with great style.

I could tell from the way she looked down her nose at me that the clerk didn’t like my attitude. I asked her if Yves might have a gimme cap I could have. She asked me, in an accent I couldn’t quite place, to leave.

ROAST CHICKEN

Whoever devised Chicken Flingers did not over-think the concept. It is simple and pure and that is why it’s successful. I’ve found over the years that if ever there’s a problem with roast chicken it stems from the cook’s over-thinking the concept and then over-cooking the chicken. Roast chicken is the protein foundation for what I consider to be a nearly perfect meal, even if it is one without pasta.

Buy as good a chicken as your budget will allow—one that weighs about three pounds. (If it still has feet and they happen to be blue, you are in France with a bird called a Bresse Gauloise and you should find somebody there to make your dinner while you savor a bottle or two of Chateauneuf du Pape.) Wipe the bird dry with paper towels and season it generously, inside and out, with salt and pepper. Stab a whole lemon with the tines of a fork several times and stick it into the bird’s cavity. Add a sprig of fresh rosemary or some thyme, maybe a clove or two of crushed garlic. Truss the bird (optional) and place into a cast iron pan that has been lightly coated with olive oil. Roast the chicken in an oven pre-heated to 425º until the juices run clear from the thigh (40-50 minutes). Let rest, covered, while you make a sauce by sautéing a tablespoon or so of shallots in the pan drippings. Add some white wine (cognac or Madeira works nicely as well) and reduce. Whisk in some Dijon mustard, some chicken stock and, finally, cream. Simmer until thickened. Finish with a little butter.

I like this meal with either roasted red potatoes and carrots, or mashed potatoes and broccoli rabe quickly sautéed in olive oil and seasoned with red pepper flakes.

Photography by Courtney A. Liska

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Boo! Really Scary Food

Boo! Really Scary Food

October 29, 2017

Good Sunday to you this fine morning. We’re only two days away from Halloween and by now you’ve probably got everything you need to celebrate what’s barely a holiday: tons of candy, fake cob webs, tissue-paper ghosts in the trees, and a scarecrow that sits on the front porch and scares nobody. Although it has all kind of history and tradition in paganism and the lesser religions, Halloween in America today is but an exercise in readiness for an economic future that might demand door-to-door begging as a survival tool for our children.

To Halloween I say, “Bah, humbug,” knowing that I’ve borrowed that Dickensian phrase from another holiday with pagan roots.

In addition to the de rigueur Blood Punch, Slime Green Jello, Cauliflower Brains, Angel Hair Tapeworms and Lady Fingers (usually sculpted from actual food, but if you have access to the real thing…go for it!), there is Head Cheese, a real food available in most grocery stores without regard to the October holiday, but that nobody but the French will eat.

There is also a Halloween favorite from Mssr. M and Mlle. H for Throat Roast, a fresh elk throat stuffed with wild field grasses, Rocky Mountain oysters, sourdough bread, turnips and local honey. It is typically sauced with ranch dressing. For many years I’ve resisted tasting it for any number of reasons, the least of which being that I’m afraid of offending my taste buds to the point that they might no longer recognize foie gras, trout meunière amandine or Cheerios.

I am not one willing to traumatize my taste buds, although they seemed to have survived the yam-and-marshmallow casserole last Thanksgiving.

But if we’re talking about really scary foods we need look no further than today’s Top Ten list of alleged food-like items that have found their ways into our diets.

#10: Sunny D It touts itself as being orange juice, but it’s orange juice in the way that transmission fluid is vodka. It appears to be orange because of the beta-Carotine that apparently might turn some consumers as orange as the drink itself. From what I can best determine from the mix of Latin and pharmaceutical English on its rather fantastical label, it is basically premixed Tang with added sugar and high fructose corn syrup. The fact that it doesn’t have to be refrigerated until opened should be warning enough of its inherent scariness.

#9 Miracle Whip The mayonnaise for people afraid of mayonnaise, Miracle Whip is both vinegary and sweet, but mostly repulsive. People in southern Indiana consider it a dietary staple and Mike Pence insists eating it by the spoonful at every meal even if his wife isn’t with him. I’ve read that you can make cakes with this hideously awful stuff and I can only imagine that such a creation would give new meaning to the word vile. Its ingredients include high fructose corn syrup, sugar, corn starch, dried eggs, mustard flour, paprika, soybean oil, vinegar, and egg yolk. In 2010 Lady Gaga, whose net worth is estimated to be $275 million, was paid to claim she liked it.

#8 White Bread Whether a Sweetheart loaf, a Ball Park bun or any other commercially made white bread, you’re looking at a product that will not die. And that’s because mass-produced American white breads, through the miracles of chemistry, are assured an unnatural lifespan. Bread, properly made with flour, yeast and water, is supposed to become stale after a couple of days; on the third or fourth day its mold suggests a connect to life-saving drugs like penicillin. Today’s white bread—a modern Wonder—goes from fresh to moldy in about two months. I’m more comfortable with bread that quickly ages than bread that contains calcium propionate and sodium bisulfite, two chemicals likely used in embalming the dead.

#7 Canned Soup Whether marketed under the labels of celebrity chefs, Campbell’s or any other regional brand, canned soups are salty enough to kill you. The low-sodium ones could use some salt. Enough said.

#6-4 Ethnic Fish What Ashkenazy Jews, Italians and Norwegians have in common are disgusting fish dishes that are so ingrained into their (our) ethnic imagination and traditions that they (we) continue to eat them despite their, well, horribleness.

From the Italians we get a salt cod called baccalà. I’m still not convinced that any food that needs to soak in one brine to get rid of the flavor of its first brine is worth eating. The Italians have no fewer than 137 ways to make this food barely palatable.

Lutefisk—Norwegian for “fish of the lute”—is nailed to a board and cured in lye, a chemical used to remove Viking blood stains from Scandinavian obelisks. Traditionally, the fish is tossed into the garbage and the Norwegians then eat the board, along with mashed potatoes drowned in butter.

Eastern European Jews–my people–offer gefilte fish as an appetizer to dinner guests only if they forgot to cook the brisket. That act will ensure that the guests leave before dinner was expected to be served. There might be something about gefilte fish in the Torah but I’ll be damned if I can find it. This “delicacy” is a blend of whatever whitish fish happens to be found around the kitchen with eggs and matzo and onion. This mixture is then formed into dumpling-like oval shapes, boiled for a month or two, and jarred in a heavily salted brine that makes the patties grow tiny octopus-like suction cups around the edges. It is not for the faint of heart or palate.

#3 Spam/Scrapple Here we have two disgusting amalgams of gelatinous pork products that only Hawaiians and Pennsylvanians like. I fail to see the connection but, as they say, whatever. I also fail to see much of a difference between the two products. Spam comes in a can and has enough salt to salinize a small inland lake. Scrapple is available frozen, except in Pennsylvania where it is available as arguably fresh, and it too has enough salt to salinize a small inland lake. Presumably, both products contain pig from snout to tail…everything but the “oink” as the trend-driven foodie-hip like to say. One difference between these products that I have been able to determine is that Scrapple, by law, may not include the pig’s lung.

It is interesting to note at this point of the discussion that the legendary bebop saxophonist Charlie “Bird” Parker composed a song in 1947 that he titled “Scrapple from the Apple.” The fact that it was written in F Major is, perhaps, significant, but I doubt it.

#2 Haggis This traditional Scottish dish is unspeakably scary, so much so, in fact, that the commercially made varieties are banned from import to America, which explains why they are so hard to find at the A&P. Haggis is made of a mixture of lamb’s offal (heart, liver, lung), oatmeal, suet and onions and stuffed in a lamb’s stomach and cooked until who-really-cares. It was bad enough that the Scots created bagpipes out of lamb’s lungs, then they had to go and do this. Anyway, haggis was immortalized in a poem by Robert Burns in 1787. I’ve read the poem. As poems go, it’s better than haggis.

#1 Cheez Whiz This cheese-type foodstuff comes in a jar that has no expiration date which, apparently, means that it will not rot. Ever. In the real-food world, that’s not a good sign and it puts it in a class with Twinkies, anything obtained from drive-thru windows, and Keith Richards. Technically, Cheez Whiz is a Frankenstein cheese that might be petroleum-based. Nobody knows for sure. It makes Velveeta seem like an exotic import. It is a close relative to canned cheese and Silly String.

But here’s the catch: You cannot have an authentic Philly Cheesesteak sandwich without Cheez Whiz and a great Philly Cheesesteak (with onions) offers hope for the future of mankind.

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